Baseball ‘Bot, Please Do My Dishes
Filed by KOSU News in Science.
June 27, 2011
Me: So what’s this?
Dave Mosher: A state-of-the-art, baseball-catching robot.
Me: A what?
DM: A robot that catches baseballs without a glove. And when I say balls, that’s what I mean: this guy can catch two bare-handed — at the same time!
Me: You don’t need to catch two balls in baseball.
DM: Germans built this robot…
DM: Anyway, you’ve got to see this…
DM: They call this robot “Rollin Justin” because it can scoot around while constantly crunching complex equations to figure out where the balls are going.
Me: It has eyes?
DM: Yep. It’s got stereo cameras that see the ball, and a lot of superfast joints to move the fingers on the hand…
Me: And a brain, sort of?
DM: … and a brain that tells it how to go to the right spot, put its arm in the right place, intercept the ball and squeeze its fingers shut at the exact moment the ball makes contact.
Me: So it’s smart …
DM: Not really. It just looks smart. Justin’s body is clogged with joints and motors and cameras and sensors and wheels and a power source and… Well, the truth is, there’s not a lot of room for a brain.
Me: So how does he catch all those balls?
DM: Most of those balls, the video doesn’t show it but he misses two out of 10 times.
Me: But still…
DM: Pretty impressive. Christoph Borst, who took about ten years to develop all of Justin’s systems, says most of the ‘bot’s brain sits in a box somewhere at the German Aerospace Center. When you toss a ball in his direction, Justin records the trajectory, beams it to wireless router, and onto a computer with 16 computer processors (the dual-core kind, so 32 total cores); the computer figures out what Justin should do and zaps instructions back to the robot, all in 80 milliseconds. In the blink of an eye. And I don’t mean that figuratively — literally, as quickly as your eye blinks.
Me: So what would happen if you plopped this guy on a real baseball field? Could it play with humans?
DM: Maybe, but it’s fragile. Anything stronger than an underhanded toss can bust its little fingers. It also can’t pitch, run very far, or pick up a ground ball to execute a triple play.
Me: So there’s not much Jeter in Justin?
DM: Nah, humans — let’s just say “we” here — we’re better at this stuff because our brains use a funny thing called heuristics. That’s mumbo-jumbo for seeing patterns. We’re the ultimate pattern-finders. Brains are plastic, meaning they reprogram with experience — to the point that we don’t have to think about catching or hitting a ball. We just see it coming and we just … execute.
Me: So you’re saying baseball’s too hard for a robot?
DM: No, I think one day there will be robot ball players. And maybe in a pickle, they’ll even duke it out on the field like gladiators (hey, I played Base Wars on Nintendo as a kid). But you know what’s really, really going to be hard?
DM: Getting robots to cook.
DM: It’s easy for us — heuristics at work! — but really think about everything you have to do, for example, to make a hot dog in a kitchen. There are so many small, complex movements to master, so much to know and monitor. Speaking of hot dogs, here’s a video of two robots preparing sausages. The robot builders get so giddy seeing them glide about their kitchen, they break into applause…
DM: …and here’s the thing: Rollin Justin’s inventor Christoph says the hardest part comes after the meal.
Me: Meaning what?
DM: Meaning, washing dishes. It will take years to get a robot to do that.
DM: You need to grab the dish just right, you need to account for the slipperiness, you need to wet the sponge, get it soapy, scrub till it’s clean and — what’s clean? What does that look like and feel like? Then there’s rinsing and drying. And putting them in the right place. This is tough stuff for robots. Me: So that’s why we will see robots on second base before we see robots in the kitchen?
DM: Well, the thing is, we want robots in our kitchens. We already have ball-playing robots. They’re just fleshier and get paid lots of money. Think how much money you’d make if you got a machine to load the dishwasher…
DM: Exactly. You know somebody’s going to keep trying, so that’s my prophecy: Robo-dishwashers before robo-Jeters.
Dave Mosher is a freelance science reporter who calls himself a “web nerd.” He’s written extensively about space and deep sea exploration on his blog, Cosmopolitanaut. [Copyright 2011 National Public Radio]